Fifty-Eight

Ontario has regurgitated yet another one of Montreal's finest. I get my best friend back next week, in a bitter-sweet sort of way. Everyone should either be filled with excitement or dreading that once again they will be completely ignored as the two of us go back into our anti-social bubble when in a group of people. None the less, life is sweet because of it, and hopefully her life goes back to almost perfect relatively fast. The bright side of us being idiots and moving away to another province, is that we're getting "bitter" tattooed in our lips next week. The cat's in heat, lock up your dominant males. I've never seen a kitten so attracted to feet before in my entire life. Yes, I chose to write about this. Why? Because that is JUST how exciting my life is. Perhaps you would like a brief summary? I work 40 hours a week fooling fellow employees that I am hard at work, when in reality I discuss the imaginary life i wish i actually had, online with the same (greatest) three people every day. I go unnoticed and everyone there thinks "receptionist" is the equivalent to "slave". I greet people, I don't bend over backwards for them. I live in my room from Monday-Thursday, force myself to wake up at the same bloody hour every morning. Come home, make dinner and fall asleep by eight o'clock without the slightest bit of trouble in doing so. My bank account is currently at $0.48, and as soon as it's filled, it's emptied. I wish I had listened to Meg and Andrew when I said I was moving, and my valentine's day this year is going to consist of Meg and I dipping into bottles of red wine while watch romatic comedies and bitterly commenting on how the characters who fall in love in movies are assholes and shitbags. I know I said life is pretty sweet before ranting, but eveything has it's shit end to the stick, right? My life during the week is the shit end. I would like to escape this summer, someone please take me somewhere, suggest a destination, anything. Apt. 28, I am taking an indefinite break from you starting in June.